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@doktorj: Me: *pooping with the door open*

Olive Garden Mgr: "I know what the slogan says ma'am, we aren't THAT kind of family."

Me: *pooping with the door open*

Olive Garden Mgr: “I know what the slogan says ma’am, we aren’t THAT kind of family.”

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