@whatmaddness: [leading strangers around an art museum] And here we have da Vinci’s Vitruvian man, a beautiful AND scientific representation of how humans were designed to fold “hot dog wise” and not “hamburger wise.” [i quickly usher people along as I see security shuffling towards me]
@nyquills: Sherlock: You're a drinker, whiskey's your poison but mum doesn't approve. Upper- no middle management. You hate your job but it's too late for a change. A droll existence, Stacy.
Barista: *rubbing temples* Again, just say the name on the cup and say "Have a nice day."