Look deeply into my eyes and tell me what you see…
Is it an eyelash? Seriously, help me out, it’s killing me.
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Walls are just sober floors.
Hi kids I’m Keanu Reeves here to tell you that speed is never cool unless you’re a professional SWAT member on a bus that’s about to blow up
*sees someone drop their wallet*
*picks it up and runs after them*
Excuse me! EXCUSE ME!
You… *catches breath* Your outfit is hideous
I bought an iBoat and it’s syncing!
Pretty sure Zinedine Zidane never forgave his parents for all the waiting he had to do for his attendance call in school.
Never buy the first round cause that’s when people care what they’re drinking!
I think if a little girl wants to grow up and be a Tyrannosaurus Rex that’s totally fine, and science shouldn’t stop her.
My son feels about broccoli the way I feel about having to make a phone call.
Gotta love those girls in department stores wearing lab coats–taking time away from their experiments to help women out with their makeup.