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@ArfMeasures: ME: This car's perfect except for one thing
WIFE: Yes, there's no room for the childre-
ME: [finds cup holder] lol I was wrong, it's perfect

ME: This car’s perfect except for one thing
WIFE: Yes, there’s no room for the childre-
ME: [finds cup holder] lol I was wrong, it’s perfect

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