@DrizzyJayyyy: me trying not to do anything stupid on the first date
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@Mr_Kapowski: If we are in fact living in a computer simulation, I wish the 11 year old running my account would send me to the gym more often
@SuperApple80: “We ride together, we die together. Bad boys for life,” I whisper as I get away with using an expired coupon.
@mstluvstrinkets: Got fast food so many times this week that when mcd's asked me to pull out front to wait for my order, I was expecting an intervention.