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@panmidwest: ME: [walking down the street clearly counting with my fingers]

WIFE: you could just-

ME: I'm not paying for another Fitbit, Jenn

ME: [walking down the street clearly counting with my fingers]

WIFE: you could just-

ME: I’m not paying for another Fitbit, Jenn

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