@AmericanGent69: Me: *walks up to Walgreens cashier with a pack of condoms* Excuse me, where are your fitting rooms?
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@flashember: *stares into wormhole* Whoa man, cool. *gets slapped by worm* Pervert! *worm wiggles away*
@Darlainky: Me: Forgive me father for I have sinned. I'm here to cleanse my conscience. Bartender: So...the usual?
@Elizasoul80: A friend text me after the election to ask how I was doing. Now she says I'm mad at her because I haven't answered, but I'm still typing.
@Abfablee: Our gold fish jumped out of his tank and the dog ate it.....I feel like there is a life lesson here but don't know what it is.