This isolation thing isn’t going to be so hard. I spent half my teenage years getting grounded so there’s that.
Me: what’s the first thing you want to do after the quarantine?
Wife: get a babysitter.
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Herbal tea…for when you want to drink some scented hot water.
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IRON MAN: “here”
PHIL COLLINS – “here”
ok Phil how do u keep getting into S.H.I.E.L.D man
FLIGHT ATTENDANT: sir we’re going to have to ask you to leave
ME: but they are my emotional support bees
Commissioner: we’ll need to stay in touch
Commissioner: this stealth communication device will-
Batman: LETS USE A GIANT SKY LAMP
Vampires are just cannibals on a juice cleanse
In hell, your socks are always wet
Want to get rid of your husband without killing him?
Just send him to the grocery store & ask for pine nuts.
Mine has been gone 6 years.