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@LittleMissAngr1: Me: Yeah, I've been having sex with robots a lot lately to ingratiate myself with them for the inevitable uprising.

Them:

Me: Anyway you were saying you bought a high-tech baby monitor you really like.

Me: Yeah, I’ve been having sex with robots a lot lately to ingratiate myself with them for the inevitable uprising. 

Them: 

Me: Anyway you were saying you bought a high-tech baby monitor you really like.

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