“How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?” Doesn’t follow instructions very well.
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Just waved back at someone at the gym who was waving at the person behind me and now I’m looking for a new gym.
I wear the same outfit for 3 days but when I’m going away for 3 days I pack enough clothes for 7 days just in case my personality completely changes while I’m gone.
sex so good you start seeing dead people..
oh wait, I’m in a morgue, scratch that
I went to walmart today. I got the cart with three wheels and a hoof. This always happens to me.
Boy if these walls could talk I’d be like “HOLY SHIT TALKING WALLS”
The fastest way to teach a kid to ride a bike is to strap their feet to the pedals and chase them with broccoli.
My daughter does this thing where she copies EVERYTHING the dog does; Bark, beg, fetch etc. It was adorable!
Until the dog humped the couch