I love cheese!
Cheese: I have a boyfriend
MEN: we’re gonna stop flirting at work and giving unasked-for hugs
MEN: wait, no, you don’t understand, those were threats
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Me: So, you’re having an exitstencil crisis?
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After: How to tell if my cornea is sunburned?
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Guy: That’s classy
Me: Not in the amounts I drink
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I have no idea how the cavemen could afford to eat paleo.
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