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@living_marble: MEN: we're gonna stop flirting at work and giving unasked-for hugs
WOMEN: great
MEN: wait, no, you don't understand, those were threats

MEN: we’re gonna stop flirting at work and giving unasked-for hugs WOMEN: great MEN: wait, no, you don’t understand, those were threats
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