Mike Trout turns 26 today. If he keeps up this pace, he’ll be 30 in four years

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I spent so much time bowling as a kid that the first time I fingered a girl I accidentally threw her down the hallway


A dance club by night and coffee house by day, called Bump and Grind.


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dear apps that shut off my music when i open them: just how important do you think you are


Teacher: Does anyone have questions?
Me: If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy ACME stuff, why didn’t he just buy dinner?
T: Holy Shit


Every woman has an inbox. She carries it with her just in case she gets male.


My son just demanded to be changed into different pajamas for breakfast.

Thanks, royal baby.


“What should we call ourselves?”

How about 22 pilots?

“Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots”

21 pilots?



As new head of Westboro Baptist Church, I’m expanding who God hates. To start: delivery guys, vegetarians, and people who do Sudoku.


someone explain to me 72 hour protection deodorants and antiperspirants.
If you bathe everyday, that like defeats the whole purpose right??