@SketchesbyBoze: millennials love books because we grew up watching Beauty and the Beast, in which a woman is willing to do anything to get her hands on a library—even marry a literal bull-moose-man.
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@House_Feminist: My wish is for all women to love and accept their bodies but also for my body to be objectively the best even tho I'll be v humble about it
@T_N_Crumpets: Lady: he's so mysterious Lady2: I wonder what he's thinking [Me, just wondering how easy it'd be to convert a nerf gun to fire meatballs]
@HomeProbably: A dog just came up to me to say hello and the owner dragged him off. Jealousy will get you nowhere, pal.
@DavidKrap: Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together, Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll.