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- bilingual donkey
@AmnesiaRose: *knocks over the 17 Starbucks cups on her nightstand
*answers her alarm clock, "hello?"
@AGreaterMonster: I can't take this show seriously until they address the size of Clifford the Big Red Dog's poops.
@Dani_Feld: Doctor: Do you drink alcohol?
Me: Why? What've you got?
@stacywawa1: The ex just asked me how can one have a soulmate if one has no soul?
Wonder which of us he was referring to?
@spencerbakes: "I literally died." - white girls in heaven.