@Darth_Pingu: #MovieMashUpsMadeInHell Fifty Shades Darther
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@david8hughes: [wife crosses out another baby name off the list] What? What's wrong with Carlos Danger Grenades?
@BoogTweets: [hotel room] Her: why are you making the bed Me: I can’t have housekeeping thinking we’re slobs, Karen
@WheelTod: I don't sweat Friday13. I'm not superstitious. I just take off to a nice quiet cabin in the woods, slaughter a pack of teenagers, then chill