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These birds at my feeder. None of them have a plan.
The men of twitter would get such a better rate of response if they sent unsolicited Pizza Pics.
He wants my carcasses apparently.
I think autocorrect won that round.
Agent: I have a script for you.
Daniel Radcliffe: Is it weird?
Radcliffe: I’ll do it.
oh i’d definitely choose flight over invisibility. i’d fly everywhere! to the living room, the bedroom. back to the living room. everywhere
“Please. Make yourself at home.”
*Brings cat and litter box inside*
*Spreads cat poop on ground next to litter box*
Dentist: Any plans for the weekend?
Dentist: I’m not doing anything either.