@MichLKosinski: Music teacher comes to our house. Gives our kid a significant, noticeable haircut. Tells no one. Then leaves. !!!
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@HomeProbably: When someone says they love me to the moon and back, I tell them that’s only about 500,000 miles and I expect more tbh.
@UncleDuke1969: [Subway} ME: Roast beef, please. HIM: Six inch or foot long? ME: I gotta ask you something. HIM: Yeah? ME: How do you say that without laughing? HIM: Corporate actually teaches a class. ME: Wow. HIM: Yup. You want extra meat, big guy?