@behindyourback: My 1 yr old only says the words "no," "mine," and "bye" and I tried it out and it turns out that's actually all you need.
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@momjeansplease: Me: *flips pillow to the cool side* Cool Side of the pillow: BEAT IT NERD! Me: *flips pillow back to the nerd side*