@jjhartinger: My 6yo niece grabbed all the sharpies & uttered, "I'm testing something out." I never knew this kind of fear existed.
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@_steamy_mac: "Sorry, I have to take this call." "That's a banana. And it's half eaten." *covers banana with hand "I don't tell you how to do business."
@shkeeber: Theme parks can snap a clear picture of you on a rollercoaster at 70mph, but bank cameras can't get a clear shot of a robber standing still.
@ObscureGent: I want to walk down the street with my friends and be feared and not have people assume we're probably on our way to a buffet.
@HepatitisAtoZ: even if i become ranked as a grand master in chess im still going to call it a horsey