@Faceyspace: My Bestie just got banned from Taco Bell. I cannot wait to hear this story. I have given table dances at Taco Bell and not got kicked out.
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@BreadFoster: Don't say "lets get weird" on our date then get freaked out I'm dressed in Forever 21 and holding your cousin hostage.
@JustDontBugMe: [God creating Raccoons] GOD: Make a giant squirrel that's dressed like a burglar and greedy af. ANGEL: UMMM... GOD: But not wily enough to steal the infinity stones from Thanos. ANGEL: SIGH.