A British person, unable to stand upright due to the gust, leaves and twigs smashing into their head, with eyebrows blown clean from their face and sore eyes watering with tears quickly whipped away by the gale, is unable to resist uttering:
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Reporter got asked about any survivors of a plane crash & said ‘its up in the air’. Dude if it was up in the air we wouldn’t be in this mess
Someone just told me that they met the love of their life on Twitter and I haven’t been able to stop laughing since.
I’m 30 and my knees won’t even let me leap down steps to catch a subway. So yes, I think the Die Hard franchise is unrealistic.
I have the dance moves of a dog with mittens on its paws.
Cry if you missed someone.
Try to shoot them again before they leave.
Me: You’ll always be my girl.
Daughter: Even if I break stuff?
Me: Depends on which stuff.
If you read Twitter backwards it tells the story of humanity slowly getting smarter.