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@hogrider05: My boss is having a colonoscopy today.
I sure hope they find his head.
@MahnkeaTaylor: I'm at the dentist. They put a bib on me and left.
Are they preparing lobster? I hope they are preparing lobster.
@JustDontBugMe: Well, if a raccoon doesn’t have to justify it's actions, why do I need to tell my mom that I ate the entire bag of M&M’s?
@AngelaEhh: If you see me longingly looking at you at the pub, i'm just wondering if you're going to eat all those nachos?
@LurkAtHomeMom: A friend wanted to know what it’s like to be a mom, so I busted down her bathroom door while she was taking a shower so I could tell her that I’m thinking about changing the name of one of my stuffed animals.