i wanna delete all my socials soooo bad but tf am I gonna do? feed penguins?
My bucket list.
1. Buy bucket.
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Invention of the hug:
“You look sad. Let me choke your whole body”
*grabs man in NASA coat*
No, you don’t understand! He’s a werewolf! A werewolf astronaut! LISTEN TO ME, THE MOON IS ALWAYS FULL UP THERE!
Penguin: what floor do you want?
Man: 5th please.
*penguin accidentally slaps all the buttons with his fin*
dunno what the best part of this is? being called ‘jack sexty’ or getting an award for shitting on exercise equipment
Things toddlers have in common with raccoons:
– make messes they have no intention of cleaning up
– won’t share
– don’t like baths
My vehicle’s anti-theft device is standard transmission.
ask your insurance company if you’re healthy enough to see a doctor
Music star Kenny Rogers announced his retirement yesterday.
In other news, Kenny Rogers is still alive, apparently.