When I’m president, we are going to have WAY more velociraptors.
My children wanted to name our 2 guinea pigs Guinea and Piggie, so it is a certainty I will have future grandchildren named Girl and Boy.
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Dear America: it’s called English for a reason. They invented it. It’s not “English” spelling. It’s correct spelling… This is a subtweet.
I slept like a log last night.
A badger pissed on me.
Your word is ‘golfed’
“May I have it in a sentence please?”
Sure. He golfed with a tee.
Imagine if you killed a shark then got reincarnated as a shark but the shark you killed was really popular & all the sharks knew it was you.
What are you listening to?
You’re listening to Yes?
No The Who
Oh I like them
No not Them. The band is The Who.
Being on twitter has made my spelling, grammar and vocabulary so much gooder.
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Whenever I’m on twitter I always turn my phone upside down to try and collect spare change from your pockets.
So Nickelback is playing a flood relief concert for Alberta. Like those folks haven’t suffered enough.