Steve Buscemi is the only reported case of the saying “If you keep making that face, it’s going to get stuck that way” being true.
my cousin’s teacher did the “would you die in the Holocaust?” trick with his class. he pointed my cousin out and said he wouldn’t die cause he’s blonde so he could pass as a Nazi. so my cousin said the teacher has brown hair and eyes just like Hitler & now he’s suspended lmaooo
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My kids challenged me to a cartwheel contest.
Long story short, now my chiropractor has a new boat.
Weighing up my bread heating options
ORANGUTAN ADOPTS THREE TIGER BABIES
[watching my life flash before my eyes]
God: are you serious? how many times did you watch the office?
Just say no
Wife: Go out for breakfast?
Wife: Ok, let me shower first.
*showers, dresses & puts on makeup*
Me: Where should we have lunch?
*wakes up feeling healthy and energetic
Whew, that was close.
[first day as a bank teller]
robber: *pointing gun* give me all your money
me: wait, my money or the bank’s money?
robber: let’s start with yours
me: ok *walks over to the next teller* i need to make a withdrawal
Through a telescope, I see a woman on a planet light years away.
I awkwardly realize she is waving to the guy behind me.