@Cpin42: My dad had a weird sense of humor. When I was 5, I tried to "dig a hole to China." The next day when I went back to dig more, there were egg rolls in the hole
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@3sunzzz: My son turns 18 today. I bought him a set of luggage for his birthday. Too forward? Maybe it's too forward.
@MindyFurano: my ex has had a really hard time moving on. from what i can tell through his blinds, he is currently eating (something we always did)
@BoogTweets: Robin: Well, I'm a terrible fighter. I get held hostage hella easy. I say "holy" literally about anything that happens Batman: You're hired
@mishakey: Pretty weird to think that in the future, there will be old people named 'Hailey' and 'Brayden' running around in vintage Twilight t-shirts.