@Darlainky: My dad is a superhero. But without a costume because costumes are expensive and do you think he’s made of money?
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@UnFitz: Me: Waiter, there's a fly in my primordial soup. Waiter: Sorry, sir. I'll ask him to evolve into something more pleasant.
@BroIsMeeeee: Ladies call me the mitochondria because they kinda remember me from high school and i'm in a cell