@vicki_gurley: My dad is so cheap that when he dies he is going to walk towards the light and turn it off..
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@DebasaurusRex: Autocorrect, no matter how many times I tell you, I don't want anyone's duck in my can't.
@thatUPSdude: I just seen a kid yell at his dad and tell him "No jerk!" I yelled at my dad once when I was 12, then I woke up and I was 16.
@Cyd10e: 4 y/o: What's your job? Me: I stay at home, take care of you, clean, cook the food... 4: That sounds boring. Do you want me to fire you?
@KentWGraham: Who decided that the abbreviation for pound should be two letters it doesn’t contain?