@MarieLoerzel: My daughter has fallen in with the wrong crowd at school and likes country music now.
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@RealSudoNim: One of life's great pleasures is to watch two idiots agree on something and then hear one of them say "Great minds think alike".
@abbycohenwl: I try to often think "human meat is gristly" in case hungry aliens are reading my thoughts
@lisaxy424: Me: time for bed Brain: yeah I'm tired too M: really? wow we may actually get some slee- B: hey do you think anyone's died in this house?