@LoveNLunchmeat: My daughter plays recorder now and practices every single day, so yes, I believe in karma. I'm not even sure what I did, but I believe in it.
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@amphy1981: (Showing off new car) Father-in-law: Looks good, what engine has it got? Me: *ultra confident* a grey & black one
@deapoirierbooks: The beauty industry: For men: This can be used as a shampoo, body wash, face wash, lotion, mouth wash, tooth paste, engine degreaser, spackle, or sunscreen For women: We've specially formulated this moisturizer for your left elbow
@bigmacher: Ugly sweater day at work. I'm wearing a new, really nice expensive sweater but walking around saying "ugh, please, this old thing."