@tricyclerunaway: My days of chasing men over. I’m all about chasing food trucks now.
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@KissabiX: [Me, drunk at 18] THIS SHIT IS BANANAS BEE AY EN AY EN AY ESS! [Me, drunk now] I SLEEP IN PAJAMAS PEE AY JAY AY EM AY ESS
@Sanbel11: *goes shopping without makeup and a hair in the messy bun* "Hi everybody I ever met since 1999"
@wittwitbarista: Ever notice how pathetically lonely you are when the person in the next bathroom stall completely ignores your knock knock joke?