@Jarhead44: My dog sure acts tough for an animal whose natural habitat is on the couch under his blankie.
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@ericsshadow: It's funny how Gina who cheated on me in 9th grade because I was "too much of a prude" is now a Catholic school teacher.
@10InchesPlus: Since instagram is down I'm not sure if there was a sunrise today or if anyone ate any food? I feel lost.
@fro_vo: ISAAC NEWTON: *apple falls from tree and lands on the ground at his feet* i have just discovered gravity ME: *apple falls from tree and lands on the ground at my feet* i have just discovered fruit by the foot