Everything about parenting is as unexpected and surprising as finding a dirty fork in the shower.
But, please, why is there a fork in the shower?
My father one time told me to go apologize to the neighbor for being mouthy so I went and told her my father says he’s sorry.
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[ from bed ]
damnit it didn’t work again
this is supposed to be an 18 year old
Tried to text “playa” but it changed it to “player”
I must have the white iPhone.
8 just said we should get her mom “something to do with napping” for christmas “because she likes napping” and I’m not sure I’ll be able to protect her through this
I don’t always whoop.
But when i do.. there it is
The Macarena was just a tutorial on how to fold a sweater.
I smoke in the car and the smell is in my clothes, skin, and hair but this gum will cover everything up so no one will know.
Desire to not get beat up > Desire to wear a cloak