How much to learn the thriller dance moves?
“Ma’am… this is senior citizens Zumba class!”
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Sorry I can’t attend your Facebook event, I’ll be busy throwing myself off a cliff that day.
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My extra sensitive toothpaste cries when I don’t brush my teeth
hiking is this great activity where u drive to a beautiful place and then spend an hour staring at the ground 2 make sure u don’t fall over
I’m a leader, not a follower… Unless it’s into a dark place, then screw that, you’re going first.
I am aware that smoking will kill me, please explain to me again how you’ll live forever
An issue that will unite all Americans
Cats get a pass bc they’re “Cleaning themselves”. Dogs are like, Hey! I can reach this?!?!