@scarebro: My girlfriend broke up with me because she and I had different opinions. My opinion was that I was worth dating.
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@ScarletStoner: I look suspicious doing anything. You could walk in on me heating up a hot pocket and my face could look like I just murdered my family.
@ComedicBust: ME: I’ll try and fix it. What’s your password? GRANDMA: Rough&Raw69 ME: Well then, I can probably guess what’s wrong with your computer...
@rickygervais: I see Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. Oh, no..wait.. that never happens.