My girlfriend broke up with me because she and I had different opinions. My opinion was that I was worth dating.

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1996: Why do they call the internet “the web”

20 years later, trapped & unable to leave: Oh


Roses are red. Monsters are green. Just look in the mirror. You’ll know what I mean.


I’m not judging you, I’m just trying to guess what medications you’re on.