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@notorious_stars: My girlfriend looks super hot without glasses. That's why I stopped Wearing them
@usedwigs: The hardest part of the day after running a marathon is finding ways to work it into every single conversation you have.
@bakehadley: 6. me as a lawyer
@TragicAllyHere: I don't want to house hunt, I only do it to keep house populations in check.
@Swishergirl24: The hardest part about going through a divorce is finding a hitman you can trust.
@aligarchy: recently at a party i overheard someone start a sentence with "i actually remember being born" and i just put down my drink and left