@joeljeffrey: My girlfriend said she bought the lingerie for me, but then got upset when I put it on... I dont get women.
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@novicefather: Bro. It's not ladies man, it's ladies' man. Chicks dig a dude who can navigate a plural possessive.
@junejuly12: People who hum in public must be blissfully unaware of how close to death they are at all times
@SCbchbum: i don’t feel like cooking, but i’m too exhausted to say thank you 53 times at a restaurant.