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Me: I鈥檓 drunk
Carpenter: i鈥檓 hammered
Dry Wall Guy: i鈥檓 plastered
Garbage Man: i鈥檓 trashed
Beekeeper: i鈥檓 buzzed
Accountant: i鈥檓 totaled
Quarterback: i鈥檓 blitzed
Scuba Diver: i鈥檓 tanked
English Professor: i鈥檓 lit
Plumber: i鈥檓 shitfaced
Hulk: i鈥檓 smashed
Youth: i鈥檓 wasted

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