Inside Out 2:
The girl enters puberty.
Her emotions get out of control.
She goes Goth.
Sadness murders the other emotions in their sleep
My husband declared Sunday as a technology free day, so naturally this has led to a closer bond between my children and me as we sneak off to look at my phone.
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Judge: Don’t presume I know it, counsel.
Lawyer: Beg pardon. *clears throat* As My Lord ought to know…
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If you don’t have anything nice to say, say it sarcastically.
*points to person jogging outside through the snow*
“Look kids, a lunatic”
You better take care of me Lord, if you don’t you’re gonna have me on your hands.
“I’m an actress”
I watched your web series, and I disagree.
*looks at family*
“I’m going to have to ask you to leave”
Acupuncture for weight loss huh? I’ve had little pricks before, and they never helped me work off any pounds.
Every time Nicki Minaj tells someone their voice isn’t good enough on Idols, someone is crushed to death by the weight of the irony.