2000: First cell phone. Downloads 100s of ringtones and custom notifications.
2017: Buys new cell phone. Mutes it right out of the box.
My husband told me all he really wanted for our anniversary was for things around the house to be straightened up.
His invisalign arrives next week.
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You: You are pointing at my face…
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If Europe uses euros shouldn’t Africa use Afros?