@TeeJayRush
It’s ‘before’ not ‘B4’…
We don’t speak Bingo here…
@LorieGZ
My kids bought a huge bag of flour, yet I don’t see any baking going on…are they waiting for me? They’re waiting for me, aren’t they?
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@TeeJayRush
@RunwayDan
Never bring your fists to a knife fight. Never bring a knife to a gun fight. And whatever you do, stay far, far away from a fight between two geese.
@PhriendlyCody
dora: jeez we’re really lost
boots: dora i’m freezing
backpack: we need a fire
the map: what should we use to start it?
dora:
boots:
backpack:
the map: oh no
dora: *holding a lighter* this IS all your fault
@DeanB15
Straight guys on twitter, If you haven’t been hit on by a gay guy on here take a long look at yourself & figure out what’s wrong with you.
@Sanbel11
If he’s a nice guy and treats you well, does it really matter what colour his Maserati is?
@RandomAntics
as a kid, there really wasn’t anything I wanted to be when i grew up. and boy have i nailed it.
@huntigula
can’t believe I got front row seats
@OctopusCaveman
Crazy how I started out my life wanting to be Bart Simpson and ended up Millhouse’s dad
@KaylaChowShow
If someone calls you fat, eat them.
@silent_musings
Whoever says Paper beats Rock is an idiot. Next time I see someone say that I will throw a rock at them while they hold up a sheet of paper