My kids bought a huge bag of flour, yet I don’t see any baking going on…are they waiting for me? They’re waiting for me, aren’t they?

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We don’t speak Bingo here…


Never bring your fists to a knife fight. Never bring a knife to a gun fight. And whatever you do, stay far, far away from a fight between two geese.


dora: jeez we’re really lost

boots: dora i’m freezing

backpack: we need a fire

the map: what should we use to start it?




the map: oh no

dora: *holding a lighter* this IS all your fault


Straight guys on twitter, If you haven’t been hit on by a gay guy on here take a long look at yourself & figure out what’s wrong with you.


If he’s a nice guy and treats you well, does it really matter what colour his Maserati is?


as a kid, there really wasn’t anything I wanted to be when i grew up. and boy have i nailed it.


Crazy how I started out my life wanting to be Bart Simpson and ended up Millhouse’s dad


Whoever says Paper beats Rock is an idiot. Next time I see someone say that I will throw a rock at them while they hold up a sheet of paper