It’s ‘before’ not ‘B4’…
We don’t speak Bingo here…
My kids bought a huge bag of flour, yet I don’t see any baking going on…are they waiting for me? They’re waiting for me, aren’t they?
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Never bring your fists to a knife fight. Never bring a knife to a gun fight. And whatever you do, stay far, far away from a fight between two geese.
dora: jeez we’re really lost
boots: dora i’m freezing
backpack: we need a fire
the map: what should we use to start it?
the map: oh no
dora: *holding a lighter* this IS all your fault
Straight guys on twitter, If you haven’t been hit on by a gay guy on here take a long look at yourself & figure out what’s wrong with you.
If he’s a nice guy and treats you well, does it really matter what colour his Maserati is?
as a kid, there really wasn’t anything I wanted to be when i grew up. and boy have i nailed it.
can’t believe I got front row seats
Crazy how I started out my life wanting to be Bart Simpson and ended up Millhouse’s dad
If someone calls you fat, eat them.
Whoever says Paper beats Rock is an idiot. Next time I see someone say that I will throw a rock at them while they hold up a sheet of paper