@daddydoubts: My kids teeth are harder than my forehead and no I would not like to elaborate.
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@Book_Krazy: Me: *excited* I bought a bunch of Christmas carbs just like you said! My boss: You mean Christmas cards? Me with doughnut glaze all over my face: what My boss: what
@DrDogMD: PATIENT: I bet medical school was pretty tough DR DOG: yeah I remember one time I did an assignment 4 times bc I ate the first 3 copies lol