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@daddydoubts: My kids teeth are harder than my forehead and no I would not like to elaborate.
@seegreenfairys: I told my husband not to get me anything for Valentine's Day, now we wait...
@ObscureGent: Waiting for Bernie Sanders to come out from under the ring and hitting someone with a steel chair to claim the presidential belt.
@brendohare: Well I'm not really sure why you put "Baby: Ages 0-6" on your resume, but more importantly, why were you a baby for so long
@aveuaskew: People fear what they don't understand:
4th grade math word problems
@Sarcasmo718: I'm trying, but all the Liam Neeson jokes are taken.