1965~ Wow Cher looks good
1985 ~ Wow Cher looks good
1995 ~ Wow Cher looks good
2020 ~Wow Cher looks good
3035 ~ Wow Cher looks good
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please stop making me feed my video game characters. i shouldn’t have the fact they are living better than me rubbed in my face like this.
Marriage is like when you were a kid on Easter and saw this HUGE chocolate bunny in your basket.
But it was hollow. And white chocolate.
Wife: Wow, I’m tired
Me: Go relax, give me the recipe and I’ll make dinner
[Five minutes later]
Me: Honey, I think we’re out of…”oven”?
my cat just made eye contact and walked over to the vent and vomited directly into it. well played, sir. well played
Finishing a book is like saying goodbye to an old friend. Finishing a show you binge-watched is like staggering out of a motel where you’ve been holed up for 24 hours with someone you met while trying to score crack.
Shakespeare: ugh! I do no want to people today
Bee: that’s funny. It doesn’t even occur to me whether or not I want to bee
Shakespeare: *discreetly taking notes
“Is that a banana in your pocket or…a dead banana?” -Schrödinger
13 year old me: Mom says to always respect my elders.
33 year old me: You’re out of your damn mind if you think I’m taking orders from you, Aunt Janice, you Hufflepuff piece of shit.
[Lingerie store]
ME: I’d like to buy some underwear for my wife.
ASSISTANT: Satin?
ME: No, I’d prefer new ones.
Stores today are like, thanks for buying this gum, please tip us 20%, apply for our credit card, and round up to save the children. Also fill out this survey.
I consider myself Christlike in that I refuse to believe my parents ever had sex with each other.
well, Sam. It’s been a helluva day. A helluva day! Hit me, again.
Stop shaming yourself for not pursuing a traditional career path. “Sea-witch who steals voices” is a real job. “Lady with snakes for hair” is a real job. “Prophetic hag who appears only in dreams” is a real job. Your career is valid ❤️
I’m starting to suspect that maybe 2020 was not the reason for my problems.
I’m not saying I drink too much caffeine but I do believe my body will keep moving 48 hours after my death.
I’m with North Korea when comes to being offended by James Franco and Seth Rogen.
My wife and I decided to tell each other one thing about the other that bothered them. Everything was going great until it was my turn.
I just shaved my legs. I think I lost three pounds.
airports are so funny. like “oh you’re flying across the country? would you like to hang out in a mall first”
Being a Zombie doesn’t sound that bad. You don’t have a job and your entire day is spent looking for things to eat. Shit, I do that now.
my 10 year old is a school safety and he instructed the 5 year olds where to stand to wait for the bus and one turned to him and said “you’re not my dad!” and another immediately yelled “burrrrrrn!!”
i don’t think we are even close to prepared for this next generation
How enormous was the spider I just found in my bathtub? It put down its Kindle, grabbed a nearby towel, and muttered, “Does nobody in this house knock?”
Some of y’all missed your appointment with the priest for your exorcism and it shows.
The FDA approved a feline arthritis drug leading cats to switch from “meow” to just “me.”
Was dating this chick whose cat used to poop in her tub all the time. I only did it once and she broke up with me. WTF?
there are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.
Im not lazy, I keep my windows dirty because I care for bird safety.
My 1yo is crawling around on the floor eating a pretzel, which shouldn’t be a problem except I don’t remember the last time I bought pretzels.
Wrong officer, none of these drugs are being carried with the intent to distribute