@Bob_Janke: My neighbor is having a nice party with loud music and everyone is having fun I should call the cops
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@truegritrumble: (Cereal Mascot Support Meeting) TRIX BUNNY: I don’t understand why I can’t have any of the cereal. LUCKY CHARMS LEPRECHAUN: I don’t understand why these kids keep stealing mine. FREDDY KREUGER: I think I’ve wandered into the wrong group, but have any of you thought about murder?
@EJGomez: God: ok u can make one human that's it Satan: how do u feel about toupees & the name Donald
@HomeWithPeanut: Today, my 3 year-old yelled at me because I forgot to close the fridge, then reminded me to turn off the kitchen light. He just needs to fall asleep during a movie and his transformation into me would be complete.
@alovablenerd: I was definitely that mouthy preteen girl that told my dad’s girlfriend she’s just a girlfriend for NOW, while I’ll always be his daughter. well, guess what, Brianne? Happy 25th anniversary Tell Dad I said hi