@Bob_Janke: My neighbor is having a nice party with loud music and everyone is having fun I should call the cops
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@AnkCoupleTO: [being stared at by a bunch of guys as I bathe in an airport washroom] can someone get my back please?
@Sassafrantz: As a mom, I know nothing good happens after you hear one of your kids yell "JOHN CENA!!"
@caseytduncan: It's important to set goals. You don't have to accomplish them or anything like that. Just set them.
@BucMarvin: If Bugs Bunny was as sarcastic in real life as he was in the cartoons I'd be like, "HOLY SHIT A TALKING RABBIT!"