@ShadyLadyHH: My new hobby is sitting outside on campus at night in my 1940s clothes and when people say things to me, I say "You can see me?"
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@HatfieldAnne: I used to wear tailored suits. Now I have “good” leggings, “grocery store” leggings and “so it's come to this” leggings.
@10InchesPlus: I hate when I toss some cold pizza in the microwave, check Twitter real quick and when I come back I've missed 3 mortgage payments.