@jonnysun: my niece thought her math teacher said "length, width, and death" so shes been runnin around all day screamig "THE THIRD DIMENSION IS DEATH"
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@Carbosly: Baby showers are so weird. It's like "hey, congrats on having a functional reproductive system".
@CuriousZelda: I did a bad I need to share I broke a thing they can't repair I tried denial I tried despair But settled on a vacant stare
@AristotlesNZ: Watching Mickey's Clubhouse with my 4yo and even he's asking why the hell would a duck like Donald need a life jacket.
@chuuew: ME: [standing in the rain] STRANGER: [taps me on the shoulder] Here's an umbrella ME: Yes. I've seen one before.