My sense of smell has been gone ever since the, “smell this leftover ham” incident back in 2004.
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People who criticize the year 2016 seem to have forgotten that back in May McDonald’s accidentally gave me a Chicken McNugget with my fries.
It’s so annoying when you’re trying to poison someone but they’re just not thirsty 🙁
me: u ok babe?
Annoy your wife by saying “wow” every time a chick gets out of the limo on The Bachelor.
My computer keeps giving me an error message saying “The Printer Can’t Be Found.” Uh buddy it’s RIGHT NEXT TO YOU, HELLO