my mom treats her air pods like they’re disposable. buys a few a month. she says they would be easier to not lose if they had….a cord
My signature move is falling in love with a beautiful girl, then giving her really good advice on how to date someone else.
You Might Also Like
Me: Will I live a long and happy life? *shake, shake, shake*
SOON A DOZEN CLOWNS WILL MURDER YOU WHILE YOU SLEEP
Me: This is the worst Magic 8 Ball ever.
My house isn’t messy.
Only 1 in 6 Americans can find Ukraine on a map…
Putin is fixing the issue
by just calling it all “Russia”.
Kids suck. Even God gave up after only having one.
Before being born, I wish I would have been able to select the difficulty level of my life.
Women do not want to hear what you think..nnThey want to hear what they think..nnIn a deeper voice……
Religious places never have free WiFi because no religion wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
sexyaardvark69 [username taken]
sexywombat69 [username taken]
sexyplatypus69 [username taken]
sorry this might take a while…
When I’m bored, I like to superglue Doritos to my cat and make it run around the house like a stegosaurus.