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@urmumsausername: My son just walked into the room, said hello, asked how I was, then left.

He didn't actually want anything.

I know! Incredible!

Oh and then I fainted.

My son just walked into the room, said hello, asked how I was, then left.

He didn’t actually want anything.

I know! Incredible!

Oh and then I fainted.

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