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@LoveNLunchmeat: My son thinks he's studying for his math competition. What he doesn't know is that I'm just asking him all these questions until our checkbook is balanced.

My son thinks he’s studying for his math competition. What he doesn’t know is that I’m just asking him all these questions until our checkbook is balanced.

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