@LoveNLunchmeat: My son thinks he's studying for his math competition. What he doesn't know is that I'm just asking him all these questions until our checkbook is balanced.
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@LizHackett: Every earthquake is a reminder that you drunk-ate the good granola bars out of the earthquake kit eight years ago and never restocked them.
@SteveKoehler22: Son : “Dad, who did I get my intelligence from ?" Dad : “It must be from your mother. I still have mine”